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Being a former altar boy myself; I'm willing to bet this was an inside job...

New Mexico police are investigating who planted three CD players that blared sexually explicit language in Santa Fe's Roman Catholic Cathedral.

The CD players, duct-taped to the bottoms of the pews, were set to turn on in the middle of noon Mass on Wednesday at the Roman Catholic Cathedral Basilica of St. Francis of Assisi.

Source: NBC.com

If that's the mischief at noon mass I'd kill to see what goes on in the confessionals.

The History Channel chronicles the world's oldest profession and its societal benefits in a new television documentary.

With Britain's new colony of Australia in chaos, the government embarked on a startling course to restore order. They sent a ship of female convicts; prostitutes, thieves and con-artists, in the hope that they would start families with the early arrivals.

The original colonists had ravaged the few women on the island-continent and the government's plan to establish a successful colony there was in tatters. Australia only started to blossom once the [prostitutes] had arrived and the men had someone to show off to. With so many women arriving, ravaging wasn't really a fashionable option and the men had to earn partners to set up home with.

Source: Sky.com

In some weird way, that's kind of why I went to an all boys high school.

Turns out that while blonds have more fun, red-heads have more sex.

[Dr. Habermehl] said: "The sex lives of women with red hair were clearly more active than those with other hair color, with more partners and having sex more often than the average. The research shows that the fiery redhead certainly lives up to her reputation."

He added that women who dyed their hair red from another color were signaling they were looking for a partner, and added: "Even women in a fixed relationship are letting their partners know they are unhappy if they dye their hair red. They are saying that they are looking for something better."

Source: Ananova

No word on brunettes; their insatiable needs or lack there-of.

Stumbled across a list of 21 things you may not know about sex.

1. According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.

6. In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed.

8. A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.

10. Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love an average of three times a night, every night, until their thirties, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14.

15. At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more powerful orgasm.

18. The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.

Source: Petty-Passion

I guess that means 38 minutes of cuddling...

This poor guy settles in for a not-so-quiet evening with the ol' porn box when his neighbor busts in with a sword!

Police made contact with the neighbor, a 39-year-old man, who told them he heard a woman screaming from upstairs and feared she was being sexually assaulted. The subject said he grabbed the 39-inch sword, went upstairs and kicked in the door to investigate.

He repeatedly asked his neighbor "Where is she?" and made him open a closet, and searched the apartment looking for a woman in distress. The victim told his neighbor, and later showed police the evidence, that the noise came from a pornographic movie he was watching.

Source: Zwire

Next time? Headphones.

I can hardly believe it myself but according to a UK survey; chicks who game actually tend to score more.

It's official women who play video games have sex more often! Gametart, the UK's largest online games rental company, carried out the survey throughout January to see how the recent influx of the likes of Pink PSPs and DS Lites would affect gamers sex lives across the country.

The results were surprising.

Of our sample of 200 women, those who played video games on average had sex 4.3 times a week while those who didn't play games only had sex just 3.2 times a week.

Source: Wired

...While an XBox controller with a rumble pack might do the trick, girls, it's not sex. Zing!

I'm shocked and appalled at the disrespect this patriotic woman has endured from the United States Military. For shame!

An Air Force drill sergeant who posed nude for Playboy magazine has been removed from active duty, she and the Air Force said Wednesday.

Michelle Manhart, who appeared in a six-page spread in Playboy's February issue, said she got word Friday that she was removed from "extended active duty" and was also told that she was demoted from staff sergeant to senior airman.

Source:NBC News

She makes parts of me stand up and salute.

Finally, after years of evil clones, flesh eating robots and doomsday weapons Science does some good!

Scientists in Japan claim to be able to increase the size of a woman's breasts using fat and stem cells.

The technique uses fat from the stomach or thigh which is then enriched with stem cells before being injected.

It is hoped the method could prove a more natural-looking alternative to artificial implants filled with salt water or silicone.

Source: BBC.co.uk

Stem Cells for the win.

A Nintendo Press release heralds the upcoming nuptials of Princess Toadstool; ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom, to the Kuppa King?

Nintendo of America Requests the Pleasure of Your Company at the Marriage of Peach to Bowser

on the 9th Day of April 2007

The nuptials will take place at the beginning of Super Paper Mario, which will be available for Nintendo's hot new Wii home video game system. Those who wish to attend - or thwart - the ceremony will need to switch between 2-D and 3-D.

Source: Play-Nintendo.com

It won't last.

This is exactly the reason I'm against personal hygiene.

A chemical in male sweat can boost mood, brain activity and sexual arousal in heterosexual women, according to a new study released just in time for Valentine's Day.

The study offers the first direct evidence that humans secrete a scent that can affect the physiology of the opposite sex, said researchers at the University of California, Berkeley. Their findings were published this week in The Journal of Neuroscience.

Source: SFgate

Imagine how much more sex you'd have if you stopped wearing deodorant.